Post by jonjel on Feb 28, 2013 17:11:35 GMT 1
I was half listening to a radio report the other day telling me that a private company intend to launch a manned mission to Mars. And they state that since the journey time (round trip one presumes) will be circa 17 months they have decided to recruit a 'mature couple' as crew. The reasons being that a couple in a stable relationship will be able to spend months cooped up without the sort of problems encountered by others under similar circumstances. (From personal experience I think they are way off the mark, but I digress)
And this got me thinking. A mature couple, on a long journey, not a lot on TV, not much to look at out of the window would I suspect find ways of whiling away a few hours.
So I don't think the organisers of this trip have thought this through.
First, if said couple tried to indulge themselves with carnal pleasure, apart from the fact that it could be done upside down downside up on top or underneath without a problem or even knowing about it in a weightless environment there is still a slight problem.
Has no-one told the designers and planners of this mission that for every action there is an equal and opposite re-action (You see, well some of you, where I am coming from?)
I have tried to think of various ways, bungee cords, springs, Velcro and other means to prevent one or another of them burning their bums on the electric light bulb, but I am at a loss.
Has anyone of you bright scientists or engineers a solution to this problem?
(an Ignobel prize a while back was given for a paper 'Safe sex at zero degrees Kelvin'. I think the next could well be 'satisfactory sex at zero G')
And this got me thinking. A mature couple, on a long journey, not a lot on TV, not much to look at out of the window would I suspect find ways of whiling away a few hours.
So I don't think the organisers of this trip have thought this through.
First, if said couple tried to indulge themselves with carnal pleasure, apart from the fact that it could be done upside down downside up on top or underneath without a problem or even knowing about it in a weightless environment there is still a slight problem.
Has no-one told the designers and planners of this mission that for every action there is an equal and opposite re-action (You see, well some of you, where I am coming from?)
I have tried to think of various ways, bungee cords, springs, Velcro and other means to prevent one or another of them burning their bums on the electric light bulb, but I am at a loss.
Has anyone of you bright scientists or engineers a solution to this problem?
(an Ignobel prize a while back was given for a paper 'Safe sex at zero degrees Kelvin'. I think the next could well be 'satisfactory sex at zero G')