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Post by marchesarosa on Sept 10, 2010 18:56:37 GMT 1
Alan the Brit on WUWT says: September 10, 2010 at 1:38 am
The year, 2050. The place, southern England, Devonshire. The time, close to a New Ice Age as everywhere north is frozen solid!
A professor of ancient languages & an anthropologost who has studied every existing cave-man writing & scribble, painting, etc, & who has studied the capacity of the ancient human skull/brain & jaw vocal capacity has translated the phrase,
“Ooo, ooo, ooo, ugh, ugh, ugh, agh,agh, ooo, ooo, ugh”,
through a highly validated language computer model using “representations”, “simulations”, & “sophistication”, from a humungous taxpayer-funded state organisation, to mean……..
“It’s the freeking Sun, man, coupled with variations in orbital mechanics of the Earth's rotation, speed of rotation, axial tilt, & wobble, & the variations in the gravitational effects of the other planets in the solar system upon the Earth up to & including our own planetary satellite, & the much misunderstood chaotic internal natural variations that these cause the Earth’s climate system, man, innit, nowotaaaameeen, bro?”
It has to be pointed out that there are some uncertainties in this translation.
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