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Post by marchesarosa on Dec 7, 2012 16:39:44 GMT 1
Doncha lov'im!  Caption this? |
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Post by marchesarosa on Dec 7, 2012 16:43:35 GMT 1
michael hart says:
“The only other one left in the shop was a BBC DJ costume. It had a gold medallion this big, engraved with the words ‘BBC Science Fixed the Climate Debate For Me’…..
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Post by marchesarosa on Dec 7, 2012 16:45:40 GMT 1
Micheal Hart (he's good!)
“And how did you get here, young man? Oh you hitched a lift on an A380? Schweeet.
I rode here pillion, on the back of a dromedary…”
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Post by marchesarosa on Dec 7, 2012 16:47:58 GMT 1
Old Brew says
"All I need now is my own oil field."
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Post by marchesarosa on Dec 7, 2012 16:49:04 GMT 1
tall bloke says
"How many environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
50. One to hold the (low energy) bulb and 49 to spin the room round. "
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Post by marchesarosa on Dec 7, 2012 16:51:40 GMT 1
graphicconceptin says
“Hello, I’m Sheik Q’e'mup bin There al Baby …”
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Post by marchesarosa on Dec 7, 2012 16:52:09 GMT 1
tall bloke says
"I got the idea from Lawrence of Arabia."
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Post by marchesarosa on Dec 7, 2012 16:53:08 GMT 1
Vukcevic says
- You are oil sheik, right?
- God willing.
- How big is your oil derrick?
- My noble modesty will not let me exaggerate.
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Post by marchesarosa on Dec 7, 2012 16:54:54 GMT 1
The 4th Wise Man
“Actually I’m looking for the Manager not the manger”
Gary Richardson
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Post by marchesarosa on Dec 7, 2012 17:02:03 GMT 1
www.cfact.org/2012/12/05/the-climate-camel-going-nowhere-uncomfortably/The climate camel – going nowhere, uncomfortably
From Monckton of Arabia somewhere in the desert, Qatar Here Lord Monckton explains climate to Tom Whipple of the Times of London. Not quick enough. Before I was halfway into the cloth-covered saddle, Aziz lurched to his feet, flinging me into an elegant and spectacular parabolic trajectory. Upon re-entry, I achieved terminal velocity and crashed firmly into a convenient sand-dune, executing a well-judged judo fall of which my Staff-Sergeant would have been proud. I remembered to go completely limp at the last instant. Sand sprayed in all directions and a new peninsula was created on the Gulf shore.
As I tottered to my feet, dented but unbowed, the two camel-handlers and my three friends were in such fits of unbecoming laughter that I forgot to emulate William the Conqueror by grabbing a fistful of sand and saying, “See, I hold all Araby in my hand” (or at least that part of it that had not been flung into the Gulf by my impact.
more.......
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Post by marchesarosa on Dec 7, 2012 17:08:50 GMT 1
normal new says  |
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Post by marchesarosa on Dec 7, 2012 17:10:58 GMT 1
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Post by marchesarosa on Dec 7, 2012 17:19:19 GMT 1
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Post by marchesarosa on Dec 8, 2012 10:38:06 GMT 1
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