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Post by mak2 on Sept 18, 2010 13:50:45 GMT 1
Doctor: You were complaining of weakness. How did you get on with those strength pills that I prescribed? Patient: I could not open the bottle.
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Post by eamonnshute on Sept 18, 2010 13:59:55 GMT 1
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Post by mak2 on Sept 19, 2010 14:22:27 GMT 1
Doctor: No! No!! Nurse. I said "Prick his boil."
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Post by abacus9900 on Sept 19, 2010 17:58:25 GMT 1
Oh dear, I hope this category does not descend into bad taste.
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Post by abacus9900 on Sept 19, 2010 18:01:11 GMT 1
Doctor: You were complaining of weakness. How did you get on with those strength pills that I prescribed? Patient: I could not open the bottle. Now that is funny!
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Post by mak2 on Sept 20, 2010 17:42:21 GMT 1
Oh dear, I hope this category does not descend into bad taste. I've already told the clean one.
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Post by Mr Red on Nov 1, 2010 11:48:17 GMT 1
Patient enters, removes hat, reveals a plate of egg and chips on his head (only in jokeland does this happen)
"Doctor, I am terribly worried about my brother"
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Post by eamonnshute on Nov 1, 2010 14:02:01 GMT 1
A man got rushed to the hospital. Doctors found he had six toy horses up his butt.
His condition is stable.
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Post by Progenitor A on Nov 1, 2010 15:26:43 GMT 1
Doctor buys his wife an electric can-opener and a vibrator. He tells his colleague that he has done so 'That's an odd combination ' syas his fellow-doctor 'Why did you do that?' 'Well' said the Doctor 'If she doesn't like the electric can-opner, she can go f*** herself'
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Post by jonjel on Nov 1, 2010 16:33:02 GMT 1
A man went to the doctor and complained his sex life was poor. The doctor examipned him and told him 'You are just totally unfit. Go out and start by walking. I suggest you do about 5 miles a day. Give me a ring in a week'
A week later the man rings.
'Have you been walking?'
'Yes, 5 miles a day, ever day'
'And how is the sex life?'
'How the hell would I know, I am absolutely knackered with all this walking, and 35 mles away from home!'
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Post by Mr Red on Nov 5, 2010 15:51:58 GMT 1
Viagra eye drops to make you look hard.
Can you get it over the counter? Well if you buy enough.............
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