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Post by Progenitor A on Jan 3, 2011 14:40:19 GMT 1
Jamie Ramsey the loveable Cockney Schools Dinner Cook who specialised in providing the kiddies with earphone headsets with sounds of smashing lager bottles , young men shouting f**k you and retching and cursing with his signature Balti scool dinner, and has two restaurants with the coveted 3-Michelin Men award for his world-renowned Sago Pudding with a blob or red jam in the middle, has been held at gunpoint by gangsters in Costa Rica. The gangsters, who were apparently unhappy with the quality of his Spam fritters a la Vera Lynne, also doused him with petrol and threatened to set him on fire. Despite an approving chorus of 'DO IT' from Mums' fed up with their kiddies being force fed on 'elf foods by this cook of monstrous ego, the gangsters thought better of their intentions and left him to stew in his own juices (so to speak).
It's a pity really, as the BBC seems to rely on thse bloody cooks to pad out their schedules - after all , all that is needed is a kitchen and some food and that's it. As it is the ranks of these TV cooks is unfortunately unthinned and I suppose that we can loo forward to a 'new' gangster-themed cookery series.
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Post by carnyx on Jan 3, 2011 16:59:30 GMT 1
This would never have happened to Fanny Haddock (aka Gilbert Harbin for those with long memories)
But are you saying that you can now pick up a tellychef at your local car-boot? How much per pound? Are they well hung?
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