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Post by louise on Jan 24, 2011 14:24:44 GMT 1
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Post by jonjel on Jan 24, 2011 17:13:51 GMT 1
Fun, but by no means the complete calculator.
Half a bottle of wine last night at around 12.5%.
Now I happen to know that is just over 4.5 units, so how long did that stay in the bloodstream (they don't know where I bought it so can't calculate the cost) and is that the equivalent to a slice of toast or a Mars bar, and how many miles will I have to run to burn off the calories?
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Post by rsmith7 on Jan 24, 2011 18:15:00 GMT 1
Crud. Having spent the last 30 years joyfully exploring the lower levels of uninhibited debauchery, I can report a flat, perfectly toned mid-riff and a healthy bank balance. Get it down ye.  |
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Post by louise on Jan 24, 2011 19:43:34 GMT 1
Crud. Having spent the last 30 years joyfully exploring the lower levels of uninhibited debauchery, I can report a flat, perfectly toned mid-riff and a healthy bank balance. yeah sure, and I'm Angelina Jolie |
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Post by rsmith7 on Jan 24, 2011 22:46:00 GMT 1
G'Day!  |
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Post by alanseago on Jan 25, 2011 4:20:57 GMT 1
36 years in France and, apart from occasional installations in Saudi or Kuwait, never a day without a few glasses of wine. My nose has a tendency to glow in the dark but I never have any problem falling asleep, sometimes at the table.
Here in Philippines I am obliged to drink Paul Masson but I try to be brave.
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Post by gmc on Jan 25, 2011 21:29:01 GMT 1
Here in Philippines I am obliged to drink Paul Masson but I try to be brave. You poor thing. Are you ok? |
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Post by jonjel on Jan 26, 2011 16:54:33 GMT 1
And mental ability.....?
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Post by rsmith7 on Jan 26, 2011 20:22:44 GMT 1
Manage to wipe the floor with you in short order old sausage. |
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Post by jonjel on Jan 31, 2011 16:56:51 GMT 1
Well, your sense of humour seems to be more or less intact, but I suppose it has to be as a member of UKIP
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